In today’s news, Saudi Arabia and United Nations agency partner to improve protection and healthcare for displaced people in Yemen. Global research reveals climate change altering flood patterns, British startup leads way in preventing tons of plastic waste, Papua New Guinea moves to preserve marine wonderland in Pacific Ocean the size of UK, helicopter rescues stranded dog-person and caregiver on mountain trail in Spain, India requires standardized vegan logo on all approved food packaging, and highest number of North Atlantic right whale calves born in 2026 since 2009.
Looking for a sassy little dish for a pending vegan gathering? I have a good choice for you.
Your body will thank you when it’s been massaged with some cheerful vibrations, so here’s the joke of the day to bring you joy, entitled, “The Final Mention.”
A lawyer was reading the will of a rich man to everyone mentioned in it.
“To my loving wife, Queen, who stood by me in the rough times as well as the good — the house and 2 million dollars.”
“To my daughter, Myrna, who looked after me in illness and kept the business going— the yacht, the business, and 1 million dollars.”
“And last, but not least, to my cousin, Frank, who always said I would forget him in my will… you were wrong.”
The lawyer looked up from the paper.
“Hallo, Frank!”
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