In today’s news, European Union support strengthens humanitarian response in Myanmar. UK-led study explores how South America’s forests are adapting to climate change, Jeju Island in South Korea pioneers complete renewable energy citrus farming, US Federal agency releases disaster recovery public assistance funding, British man launches website to send anonymous caring letters and save lives, Italian vegan food brand makes debut in German retailers, and Cyprus towns install feeding huts for stray animal-people.
Here is a joke to massage your mind today, entitled “Signs of Improvement.”
Trevor, a wide-eyed amateur pilot with sky-high dreams, had been taking flight lessons for months. His landings were rough, his turns were drastic, and his instructor had developed a nervous twitch. One afternoon, after a surprisingly steady approach and an almost-graceful touchdown, his instructor leaned back and removed her headset.
“The lessons are finally paying off, right?”
“What makes you say that?”
“Unlike all the previous times when we landed, your face isn’t green.”
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