悟りと共に笑う全８回の４回29:27悟りと共に笑う全８回の４回The teacher asked a student, “Why don’t you brush your teeth? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning.” The student said, “What did I have?” The teacher said, “Cornflakes.” So, the student sマスターのジョーク2026-04-11 1696 閲覧数67Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-11マスターのジョーク 悟りと共に笑う全８回の３回33:11悟りと共に笑う全８回の３回Daddy number one says, “I always stress to my kids that there must be three -sions for success: Mission, passion and vision.” OK. So, dad number two: “And the outcome?” Dad number one says again, “Alaマスターのジョーク2026-04-10 1834 閲覧数72Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-10マスターのジョーク 悟りと共に笑う全８回の２回32:15悟りと共に笑う全８回の２回Little Johnny said, “Daddy, I want to ask you a question.” After a first day in Sunday school. So Daddy said, “OK.” And little Johnny said, “Oh, the teacher was reading the Bible to us, all about the マスターのジョーク2026-04-09 2202 閲覧数75Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-09マスターのジョーク 悟りと共に笑う全８回の１回38:41悟りと共に笑う全８回の１回(Going home.) What time? (Yes, I’m going home in two hours.) (I’m going home alone tomorrow.) Are you both going home? (No.) (Just him alone.) (My mom and I.) Just pointing at this and that. Aren’t yoマスターのジョーク2026-04-08 2590 閲覧数94Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-08マスターのジョーク 智慧ある美徳全８回の７回33:33智慧ある美徳全８回の７回There was this guy who won twenty million in the lottery, but he had a heart disease. So his family didn’t know how to tell him, they were afraid that if they told him suddenly, he might die from the マスターのジョーク2026-02-24 2804 閲覧数80Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-02-24マスターのジョーク 智慧ある美徳全８回の６回36:33智慧ある美徳全８回の６回There was a guy who was invited over to celebrate Tết (Lunar New Year); Celebrating Tết involves sticky rice cakes, ginger candies, pickled leeks, non-alcoholic beer, and all that. Yes, please. But thマスターのジョーク2026-02-23 2777 閲覧数88Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-02-23マスターのジョーク 智慧ある美徳全８回の５回34:08智慧ある美徳全８回の５回In the biography of Xuanzang, it mentioned the Quan Yin Method. Because the Quan Yin Method in Sanskrit is called “Shabda.” One of the sutras He brought back mentioned the “Shabda.” “Shabda” means theマスターのジョーク2026-02-22 2867 閲覧数86Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-02-22マスターのジョーク 全ては神の計らいである 全７回の２回34:21全ては神の計らいである 全７回の２回Yesterday, the one who told a story about tofu… Because I had just talked about tofu a moment ago... If it is so smoky, then close your eyes for a moment until the smoke is gone. If your nose is congeマスターのジョーク2025-12-21 3277 閲覧数106Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2025-12-21マスターのジョーク 笑う聖人たち全１１回の１１回30:56笑う聖人たち全１１回の１１回“A traveler.” “A traveler named John pulled into a little town for the night to find every hotel room was taken. He pleaded, ‘You have got to have a room somewhere or just a bed. I don’t care where.’ マスターのジョーク2025-09-23 2790 閲覧数94Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2025-09-23マスターのジョーク 笑う聖人たち全１１回の１０回35:09笑う聖人たち全１１回の１０回“There’s a father who said to a friend, ‘You know, when I was younger, I was disciplined by being sent to my room without supper, but my son has his own color TV, phone, computer, and CD player.’ So, マスターのジョーク2025-09-22 2788 閲覧数91Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2025-09-22マスターのジョーク 笑う聖人たち全１１回の９回33:09笑う聖人たち全１１回の９回“A Baptist preacher, a Presbyterian minister, and a Lutheran pastor got into a discussion as to which denomination Jesus Christ would belong to.” Ah, here we come again. “Each claimed that He would beマスターのジョーク2025-09-21 2651 閲覧数106Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2025-09-21マスターのジョーク 笑う聖人たち全１１回の８回30:58笑う聖人たち全１１回の８回Yeah, fine. Up! Good boy. You OK now? You are tired? I love you. Oh, I love you. My little Liebchen (Sweetheart). Come, get up. Come here, read me a book of jokes. Do some work. Hey, Happy. OK, she waマスターのジョーク2025-09-20 2582 閲覧数97Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2025-09-20マスターのジョーク 笑う聖人たち全１１回の７回33:03笑う聖人たち全１１回の７回“At the end of a performance, there were a couple of extras in the play, talking together backstage. ‘What’s the matter with our leading lady?’ One actress said, ‘She seems really mad about something.マスターのジョーク2025-09-19 3001 閲覧数98Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2025-09-19マスターのジョーク 笑う聖人たち全１１回の６回30:59笑う聖人たち全１１回の６回“One of the patients was very worried and asked the doctor, ‘Doctor, are you sure? Are you sure it’s pneumonia?’ The doctor said, ‘Yes, why?’ ‘Yeah, because I heard of cases where a doctor treated a pマスターのジョーク2025-09-18 3000 閲覧数94Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2025-09-18マスターのジョーク 笑う聖人たち全１１回の５回32:58笑う聖人たち全１１回の５回It’s terrible. No, I won’t tell you this. There’s not much. Well, something maybe funny. “A Texas farmer was visiting an Australian farm for the first time. So he asked, ‘What’s that growing out thereマスターのジョーク2025-09-17 2968 閲覧数104Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2025-09-17マスターのジョーク 笑う聖人たち全１１回の４回31:12笑う聖人たち全１１回の４回I told you that already, I’m sure. I’m sure I told you this [one], but it’s funny, so I’ll tell you again, in case. And beware when you go watch movies or in some crowded place. “There was a lovely anマスターのジョーク2025-09-16 2781 閲覧数113Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2025-09-16マスターのジョーク 笑う聖人たち全１１回の３回32:47笑う聖人たち全１１回の３回“A husband and wife were watching a movie on the TV the other night where the wife hired a private detective to follow her husband to see if he was in fact cheating on her. So, the husband asked the wマスターのジョーク2025-09-15 2994 閲覧数114Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2025-09-15マスターのジョーク 笑う聖人たち全１１回の２回29:18笑う聖人たち全１１回の２回これは私のジョークで オリジナルジョークです それは… ｢従業員が上司の事務室に 報告に行きます 彼はセールスマンです 上司は『調子はどうかね 販売状況はどうなっている？』 彼は言います 『順調です 順調です 約５０％の人が当社の 商品を購入しました』 上司は『それで？ そこに何人いたのかね？』 『２人です』 『え？５０％と言ったが？』 彼は『はい』 上司は『ほぼ５０％？ どうしてそうなる？』 彼マスターのジョーク2025-09-14 2877 閲覧数136Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2025-09-14マスターのジョーク マスターとビーガン中秋節を祝う 全7回の２回30:56マスターとビーガン中秋節を祝う 全7回の２回(今日のプログラムの ２番目は ジョークを話す インドのブラザーです) (貴方を笑わせます)[…](ある男が歯医者に行き…) (…前歯が２本折れました 歯医者が彼に尋ねました ｢どうして歯がこのように 折れたのですか？｣と) (彼は言いました ｢妻がとても硬いパンを 出したんです｣と) […] (すると歯科医は｢なぜ 拒否しなかったのですか｣ それで彼は｢それが 拒否した結果です｣と) […]女性マスターのジョーク2025-02-23 3866 閲覧数81Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2025-02-23マスターのジョーク 愛はエゴより強い全８回の６回28:21愛はエゴより強い全８回の６回盲目の男が公園の ベンチに座っていました 司祭が彼の隣に座って ワッフルビスケットを 頬張っていました 司祭は盲人を憐れんで もう一枚のビスケットを 取り出して渡しました 盲人はビスケットの 表面を慎重に 指でなぞり 数分後に振り返って 司祭の肩を叩いて こう言いました[…]マスターのジョーク2024-05-26 5718 閲覧数156Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2024-05-26マスターのジョーク
