In today’s news, United Nations allocates US$5.5 million to support Zambia’s initiatives for drought relief, Putin bombs his own people and country in horrible unjustified invasion of Ukraine (Ureign), Hong Kong bans single-use plastics for biodiversity protection, Danish animal-people meat company admits to deceiving consumers with false information, mother in United States rehabilitating from paralysis takes first steps alongside her toddler, study finds right food surroundings encourage more vegan consumption patterns in flexitarians, and crab-person uses sign language with human companion and becomes Internet sensation.
Let’s turn that chuckle key to the right position to get the joke of the day started. It’s called “Great Weight-loss Tip.”
The biggest loser at the local weight-loss club was a sprightly elderly woman. One of the other members asked her:
“Good job. How did you do it?”
“Easy! Every night I just take my teeth out at six o'clock.”
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And now we have a heartline from Thảo Chi in Âu Lạc, also known as Vietnam
