This story is very funny. A kid, Bư, came home from school, and burst into loud crying as soon as he walked in. Mr. Tám Cà Chớn saw his son crying so much and asked, “How come you are crying so much? What happened? Did someone beat you up?” Bư said, “The teacher, he beat me.” He asked, “Why did the teacher hit you?” Bư said, “Because there was another kid who stuck chewing gum on the teacher’s chair. I saw it, but I didn’t dare tell the teacher. So I waited until the teacher came in, then I sneaked behind him, and when he was about to sit down, I pulled the chair away… so he wouldn’t sit on the chewing gum.” […]
He ate all kinds of fancy, exquisite dishes, until he was very full. Then he called the owner of the restaurant and asked, “Dear owner, I would like to know how long have you been running this restaurant?” The owner said, “About twenty years.” He asked: “How is business? Are you making any profit?” The owner said, “Thanks to God, the restaurant is doing OK, very good.” He said, “I was wondering since you opened has anyone ever ate and not paid?” “Now and then, there were people like that.” “So, dear owner, how did you deal with them?” […]
